Tuesday, January 5, 2010

What is the right time to "BREAK THE SEAL"...?


Now this was very odd for me to answer when I was asked about it. Like a very odd day at my college campus after having a tiring rugby game with my friends I was returning to our base i.e. our stop "The JEETO" (The canteen area). While walking one of my good friends Coach Anish asked me this question and I owe him the credit for my post here.
Dude after mind boggling with myself I have come to some conclusions, hope it satisfies all thoughts :


1. The first and the foremost is what has already happened with every other guy and gal studying in this college or any other engineering college. You break the seal during the entrance exams when the invigilator strikes his bell for the students to start up for the big fight to get into some known college. 


2. The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
"Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes."


3. When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.
"After breaking the seal, Abhishek had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)"

4. When drinking lot of water ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.

The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet.
Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."



5. When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out.
Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door. 
Gautam - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!"
Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..." 

Gautam - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright."


Conclusion : Breaking the seal is quite a vast topic as to be talked about. People might have some second thoughts about it or even third or forth and the chain would never stop bcoz we'll never stop thinking about anything given to us to puke out from our mouth......
=D


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