What is the right time to "BREAK THE SEAL"...?

Now this was very odd for me to answer when I was asked about it. Like a very odd day at my college campus after having a tiring rugby game with my friends I was returning to our base i.e. our stop "The JEETO" (The canteen area). While walking one of my good friends Coach Anish asked me this question and I owe him the credit for my post here.

Dude after mind boggling with myself I have come to some conclusions, hope it satisfies all thoughts :

1. The first and the foremost is what has already happened with every other guy and gal studying in this college or any other engineering college. You break the seal during the entrance exams when the invigilator strikes his bell for the students to start up for the big fight to get into some known college. 

2. The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes

"Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes."

3. When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.

"After breaking the seal, Abhishek had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)"

4. When drinking lot of water ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.

The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet.

Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."

5. When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out.

Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door. 

Gautam - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!"
Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..." 

Gautam - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright."

Conclusion : Breaking the seal is quite a vast topic as to be talked about. People might have some second thoughts about it or even third or forth and the chain would never stop bcoz we'll never stop thinking about anything given to us to puke out from our mouth......

=D

My kinda New Year resolution

Just 2 hours before I was thinking upon my new year resolution. In-fact searched over the net on what must be a perfect oath should be that I may follow in order to succeed my life and change it all over.
Now I got through these lines :
A New Year's resolution is a commitment that an individual makes to a project or the reforming of a habit, often a lifestyle change that is generally interpreted as advantageous. The name comes from the fact that these commitments normally go into effect on New Year's Day.
Some examples include resolutions to donate to the poor more often, to become more assertive, or to become more environmentally responsible.

Ahan, now reading the above you might have thought of many new things but I got my resolutions :

1. Spending less time with family and more with friends.
2. Bulge up myself a bit i.e. getting into more of junk foods or I might be again called a "malnutrition suffered mammal".
3. 2009 was a hectic and stressful life all cos these entrance exams. Now I want to give it a break and enjoy it to the fullest.
4. When it comes to partying around with friends I wonder at what the f*** am I doing watching them holding a nice curved rum glass and having a toss. Whooo, lemme too give it a try at least.
5. Handling out my financial situation better as being always in debt doesn't pay of good.
6. I vow of learning something new and that certainly talks about my course books and I missed them all last time.
7. At last talking about football. Have missed it a lot last year so being in hostel this time I hope to regain my form and bring a whole lot of skills and speed.

So what is your New year resolution...??
comment below and do lemme know...!!